Alien Attack

I remembered that last dream. Kinda. Jimmy and I left the house and headed for work, with our son in the back seat for some reason. Just as we were leaving, the sky began to move and colored lights began to dance and spin. We debated going back, but I don't think we actually did because we were concerned about our son getting hurt. I think the speaceship landed (it looked like a flying saucer) and somehow we ended up searching for the aliens and at one point I approached Jimmy while looking for the aliens, and he told me they could cloak and one was somewhere near by. I began to walk and feel for it and ran right into it, causing it to appear. I think it had black or gray skin and was wearing a brown trench coat. I remember fighting it and slicing it opened or something, and I flattened it partially and then all the way again later. I think they eventually were gone and we were triumphant and preparing for any more that may have followed.

The Living Doll

I had two dreams today, but I forgot the last one somewhere between waking up and turning on the television, though I somehow remember the first one I had. If I remember it, I'll write it down. The first one was about my coworker from the 'I love you' dream. He and I were in the back seat of a car with some friends up front. I think the ones up front were telling us to kiss each other for some reason. We agreed to kiss but only a quick one, I think as a thank you or something because I was dating someone else. Just as we leaned in and our lips were about to touch, he vanished. We searched everywhere for him until we found what we thought was him in a pile of stuffed animals, but it wasn't him. It turned out that he was nothing more than last year's model of a doll that had come to life. My other friends reassured me that it would be okay, and we could find another doll just like him, but the only ones they were selling at the store were this year's model, and they didn't look anything like the old one, especially since they had gray faces, so I was sad that I would probably never see him again and never kiss him. I don't remember what else happened or if I ever found him again, but I do remember that he was wearing a bright blue shirt.

School of Distortion

This dream is so very spotty, but it weirded me out beyond all reason, so I'm going to write it and hope I remember more as I go. I remember I had a report or review questions or something due and I kept procrastinating, but apparently I had done it days ago, and I found it in my bag or the trash or something, but I had been skipping school for four days because I thought I didn't have it, so I was worried that I wouldn't be able to go back to class after missing so many days, but Jimmy reassured me that I would be fine. I remember being in a bathroom and weighing myself on a dial scale like the one my mom and I used to have at our apartment. There was also a white sink. I remember walking to class, and there were all sorts of strange people moving in slow motion and staring at me. I seem to remember there also being people who looked like blue static in the shape of a human form. I remember getting lost and turned around in the hallway, unable to find my way to class because all these strange kids were changing the hallways and making everything look distorted and making me disoriented and confused. I was frightened and I tried to go back the way I came, but I couldn't get to it. It was like I kept getting closer but never quite close enough. I remember running into one of my friends from high school and I was wondering how she could find her way to class in this screwy hallway and how the disorientation didn't mess with her at all. I remember a man cutting off his penis and trying to use it to rape me. I tried and tried to make myself have an orgasm, but no matter what I did, I couldn't get there. I'd get close and then it would never happen. I think someone found me lying on the floor with this guy over me and took my arm, pulling me away and telling me we had to go. I think it was a girl. This is by far the weirdest dream I have ever had, even weirder than the time I murdered a woman because Jimmy was cheating on me with her in the dream.

Night of the Living Zoo

Recently I had so many dreams between last night and today and am sorry to say I don't remember very many. I remember one from last night where Jimmy and I went to the zoo. While he was doing something, I was trying to make a souvenir penny and couldn't remember how to do it right. I was trying to make one with a falcon on it, but I kept getting other animals. After two I was out of pennies and quarters, so I gave up. Later we were playing a game like the one at the fair with balloons and darts and we made plans to go to Frankies for a swim (even though I wasn't aware they had a pool). I remember something happening and a man who I guess was RL Stine came in on the scene. I can't remember exactly what happened, but he said "It's Slappy." in reference to the Goosebumps book Night of the Living Dummy. We joined with Stine and went to defeat Slappy.

I Never Drown

I dreamed that I had a friend who was very much in love with a guy even though she had had plenty of hard times with exes. She thought this guy was the real thing, so when he left after staying the night with her before she woke up, she told me she could sense where he was so I ran after him and made him come back.
I had another dream that I went to an old man's house to look at some stuff he was selling or something. There was art by kids and a tablet, which is what I was looking for. He opened his pool for me and I dove into what I thought was shallow water, but it actually wasn't. I sunk quickly and had to swim back up, though as with most of my dreams, I could breathe underwater. For some reason I didn't want to swim alone though because I was worried about drowning,  so I asked one of my coworkers who I honestly don't like very much to join me, and he said he would, but only if I agreed to have his baby. Desperate to not have to swim alone, I reluctantly agreed, and once we were done swimming, I spoke to a couple sitting by the edge to try and find a way out of it. I also remember we were swimming and we stopped, and I pointed something out on a script where the people's lines weren't listed properly and looked more like a short conversation. I said I hated when they wrote it like that, and he agreed but said we had to get back to work, so I guess maybe we were acting in a movie?

Top Secret Floor

I dreamed that Walmart had a secret upper floor where the crazy Christian activists ruled over the rest of the store. One of my coworkers who never gets upset about anything was sitting at a table crying because he wasn't doing good in school and he was giving up. I tried to comfort him by sreoking his cheek and saying "it's okay baby" but probably wasn't much help. One of my other coworkers who has never shown any real interest in having a partner or significant other announced he had a girlfriend, and Vin Diesel was leading a series of classes on trust. My toddler son helped me climb down a deep hole in said class. I went upstairs to the secret top floor, but aside from looking around I don't know what else I did.

I Love You

Recently, I had two dreams that I really enjoyed about the same guy, but I barely remember anything from them, so I didn't bother to write them down. But I'm unhappy right now and they make me happy, so I'm going to write down what I remember from each. In the first one, me, him, and Jimmy were wandering through some large house and going into the rooms and him and I were sort of flirting as we were walking. There was one room with a hidden camera. Jimmy thought i was gonna cheat on him, so he locked me in a cell. I don't remember the rest, but I remember giving him a big hug at the end because I chose him over the other guy.
In the last dream I had, I think I was taking some kind of medicine or something. I remember practically nothing that happened, but I do remember the same guy from the last dream sitting next me and talking to me. He said that he loved me, but it was so quiet that I wasn't sure if he had actually said it, so I ignored it. Later we hugged each other and he said it again, and I asked him if he had said he loved me and he went on to say that yes he had said that. He had tried to keep it to himself but he couldn't do it anymore. He told me a few more times that he loved me and I said it back. I think we may have kissed a couple of times too.
I don't know if it was in the same dream as mine tend to run together, but I also remember going to a tax return seminar or something and they took my name and stuff and I somehow knew they were going to put it aside and give me my return way late because she seemed to be judging me for being poor. I remember coming through a door in the ceiling and walking through a hallway before getting to the room.

Out To Get Him

I recently had a dream that someone was after my boyfriend, sending him threatening messages and talking to him through the radio. It was a man, and he told him he was coming to get him. He talked to him through one of the manager's walkie talkies at work, asking "is this James? I'm going to get you." I don't remember exactly what else happened.

A Horrible Nightmare

While taking a short nap, I dreamed that I was at my mother's apartment, and it was dark so everyone was supposed to be sleeping, but my mother was behaving strangely. I actually felt frightened of my own mother. I don't remember what she did, but I know I was scared for my life. I actually felt like she was going to harm or kill me. I took her to my old roommate's father, and he told me about some strange sleep disorder in which the sleeping person has been known to harm friends or family, whoever is around. I told him that I didn't think that was right because she had physical differences too. At some point after that, her right shoulder popped and seperated into two arms, and I kept looking at her face for glowing eyes or something like that. And my old roommate's father was behaving strangely too, and I was scared of him as well. I heard my son crying in the distance and I couldn't pinpoint where it was coming from, but I knew I had to get him. I shouted at my mother's evil look alike and said "Let me go, my baby's crying!" as I was trying to get away. That was where I woke up, wondering why it had to be my mother. Mothers are someone you look up to and trust as a female. They should never be someone you're frightened of.

The Pregnant Chicken

I had a dream that I had many animal friends, one of which was a chicken who had been trying for a long time to get pregnant. When she finally became pregnant, I took on the responsibility of holding onto her egg for her in a little removable pouch just under my skin where I could see it grow. There was a woman who I met online that was also pregnant and very happy, and me and her became friends, but when I met her, she looked more like a long haired guy. I remember exercising with my egg in its little pouch on a stationary bicycle, and the other person didn't speak very good English, so in her broken language she tried her best to tell me that she had left her husband and met someone else and was now pregnant. We were laying in bed once and she got up and left to go get me a blanket. I also remember at some point in the dream Jimmy and I went to Magi Quest like they used to have in Myrtle Beach. It was strange.

The Contest

I had a dream that I entered in a poetry contest,  but with the baby and work and everything else, I had ran out of time to write it and only had a few lines on a scrap of paper I had started another poem on in the past. When I arrived at the contest, a guy who looked like a rapper approached me and showed me a bunch of jewelry that had belonged to his ex and wrapped a necklace around my fingers. I got the feeling he was flirting with me and felt very uncomfortable because Jimmy was sitting in the audience. I got into our car and found myself digging through greeting cards to try and find any greetings I had written in the past. I found one from my mom for a late birthday one year so it was a valentine's day card that she had written something to the extent if happy birthday, I love you in. I said something like "Thank you Mom, but this isn't what I need right now. " Then the alarm woke me up.

My First Flying Dream

I remember next to nothing from this dream, but it was the first flying dream I ever had. I remember a room full of people dancing with loud music and lots of alcohol. Somehow I determined the party was because all the people  in the room had survived the apocalypse. I remember leaving the party and driving down a dark road. There was a pickup truck in front of me. I don't know what happened after that, but I ended up sitting on a flying mattress with some girl and flying off into a beautiful sunset. I can remember the swoops and the adrenaline running through me. My heart was racing and I had a smile on my face. Also, I think I was a guy.

Cowardly Ghost Hunter

I had these dreams yesterday, so I'll be amazed if I remember more than little bits. They seemed to coincide. I remember the first one started out with me and a bunch of other people going inside a mobile home that had no electricity. I think we were going to get something. Inside it was pitch black and no one could see anything, so we stuck close together and made our way through the house. The kitchen was the darkest room of all. There was one particular guy that I stuck with. I think he had brown hair and a rifle. At some point I remember hearing the sound of several safety box cutters like they use at walmart clicking. I had one as well and was using it for self defense. Just in case. Skip ahead to the end of the dream because I can't remember what happened after that. I was running from the house and a young woman was shouting at me from a window and threatening to call the police. I told her she could go ahead and call and tell them I was a  coward and she was the hero. Tell them that I ran away.
I had another one when I went back to sleep where I was at a house with a group of ghost hunters from one of those ghost hunter TV shows. The living and dining rooms resembled my mother's apartment when she was alive. I remember we kept hearing strange sounds and things kept moving by themselves, but we just all stood in a circle and talked.