Vague Memory

I dreamed that Wal-Mart was giving away free clothes and I got 2 pairs of pants but they were the wrong sizes so too big on me. I remember getting a drink of water. Also aliens were coming to take over the earth and kill us all. Then I woke up to my baby crying and had to get up.

Weird and Slightly Disturbing Dream

I dreamed that I was a lesbian and I had a girlfriend, but there was a new girl at school who was super hot. I was stupid and shallow, so I had to have the prettiest girl in school.  I invited the new girl home with me and told her I liked her and wanted her as my girlfriend, and we undressed and she revealed that she was transsexual (and very big). I didn't care because she was so hot, so we played around for a bit, and then she told me she couldn't wait to try anal with me. I told her that I am really not into that and refused. She tried to convince me but let it go, and we got something to drink while I played a game on my handheld.
The next thing I knew, I was waking up with mild pain in my stomach and rear, as well as a wet feeling. Things in my room had been messed up. I got up and found Jimmy, who was in the house, as well as another person that I forgot. I tried to remember what happened but couldn't. All I knew was that things had been messed up and even broken in my room (handle broken in half, knick knacks moved, a blue feather on a string that my friend Chad had given me had been moved from where it was hanging on my dresser to on top of the dresser), but my handhelds were laying on a table in another room. I stayed up for awhile, talking with Jimmy and going through an old dream journal. He had no idea what had happened to me but was willing to go and find this girl to demand answers, but I asked him not to.
Later, I was getting ready for bed. Certain spots on the bed were damp, but my feet were aching, so I started taking off my socks. Turns out I had two thick pairs on each foot. One of my coworkers was there, and she told me it was a long story.