Friday, March 24, 2017

Followed by a Shapeshifter

I dreamed one of my coworkers told me about some kind of quest. I didn't get a chance to go until about sunset, but I went, like an idiot, anyway. I remember walking through a gate and into some really grassy area with a path and a lot of trees. I followed the path. I remember being in my house and having to step around and over the dogs. I ran into my mom at some point, and she joined me on my quest. We passed the dogs and entered a room where there was a man in a mask that looked like black pantyhose over his face. We quickly went past him and found ourselves in sort of a bar with a bunch of scary people. I gave my mom a metal 3ds stylus to use as a weapon, but the first was broken so I gave her a different one. It wouldn't be much good in a sword fight but maybe it could poke out an eye or something. I kept one for myself, and the scary people started closing in one by one, but they would always back away before getting close enough to harm us. My mother and I fled from the room, having apparently reached our destination, and ran back through the quest. We ran past the creepy man in the black pantyhose mask, but he followed us. We ran past the dogs, and I eventually woke up at the apartment I had lived with my mom. I was relieved it was just a dream. My mom was just getting home from work and made some silly comment about me sleeping the day away or something probably. I asked her her middle name, but she answered wrong and I knew she was something from my dream so I kicked her out. When who I thought was my real mom came home, I asked the same question. She said something similar, but I held my stylus to her throat and made her repeat herself. When the answer was wrong, I ran her off too. She told me the big one would be coming soon, and I wouldn't get rid of her so easily. I watched her and two other women walk away outside my balcony as I tried to close the blinds, but something was in the way. The other woman was smiling cruelly at me saying "I saw you" before walking away. I saw the big one later on, saying I just wanted my mother back and asking if we could make a deal. It wanted sex, so I recommended some girls at work, and it met me there, disguised this time as a girl I work with. I told it it was the wrong gender and it turned into a guy who looked a lot like my gay friend, who I also work with. We went for a walk around the store and were in the health and beauty/pharmacy section when I woke up.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Giant Mutant Robot Dinosaur From Outer Space

This is not the first time I've dreamed about this thing. In my dream, I was hanging out with a couple friends, guy and girl. We were at this little house with sort of a play area inside and a large parking lot similar to a Wal-Mart outside. I remember I was standing outside, and I saw an airplane flying erratically. It kept doing loops and flying in my general direction before turning around. At first I wasn't worried about it as it was still very high up, but I started to worry and even ducked at one point as it got closer and closer with each circle. I wasn't sure what was going on or why. I looked towards the city in the distance to see what appeared to be a giant mutant robot dinosaur from outer space. It was huge, white in color, and had glowing green eyes (like big black gaping circles with glowing green around the edges) and a horn on its head that may have been glowing green too. It was tearing up the city like Godzilla and roaring what sounded like a loud metallic sound. I don't remember where my friends were at this point, but they must have came outside because I remember the girl looking at the dinosaur in the distance and saying that her brother, who went to college in the city, had to go to some help group or he would end up dead by this monstrous dinosaur. There were cars floating in the air around the dinosaur, and I remember thinking that I would go home that night while everyone else was watching this thing on TV and go to bed, hoping when I woke up the dinosaur would be gone. I also wondered why help wasn't coming this time, which is what leads me to think I've dreamed about this monster before. I was expecting some helicopters and military to show up and try to kill it or something, like before, but they didn't. As I remember happening before, the dinosaur was eventually calmed down and it opened up to reveal a human body with a metal helmet floating above an invisible head. I think I was watching this on TV as I was far from the city. The person took the helmet off to reveal what appeared to be a purse made of skin for a face, and stepped out of the craft. All the floating cars safely landed back where they had come from, and they packed the alien and her dinosaur robot into a white government van and drove away. I remember trying to be as far away from the van as possible, which resulted in me leaving my jacket at the indoor play area. My friends and I later went to a weird restaurant that served burgers and eggrolls, and I remember sneaking them an order of each on the house for the dinosaur alien person. They were mad at first until they saw who it was (this time a male) and gave up the food. I sang a song about the dinosaur alien from the news transcript, and it pretended to sleep, so I left, leaving the creature in the restaurant where it pretended to awaken and smile devilishly to itself. I remember searching for it underground and asking my friends who they had crushes on, but it wasn't really relevant to the dream. I also called the dinosaur Mr. Apatosaurus, but I don't think that was really the type of dinosaur it was (After a quick Google search, no It was definitely not an Apatosaurus.). It looked more Like a giant metal T-Rex fossil with glowing green eyes and a bent back horn. Like I said, I think I've dreamed about this thing before and just forgot until now.

Raven

I don't really remember anything about this dream. I just remember being in a large open field like on a farm with a fence around it. The grass was brown and dead and there may have been hay bales lying around. Above me, Raven was circling, and I was talking to him. I don't remember what I said, but I was talking to him as he just circled the field, getting higher and higher until he vanished.
I've been getting into Haida culture and mythology lately, and in said mythology, Raven is the trickster. He is a close depiction of humanity. They say Raven is evil and greedy, but he will always help you in your time of need.

Friday, March 10, 2017

Middle School Memory

I dreamed that I went to the doctor (Probably for my ear since I can't hear our of it) and the secretaries in the waiting room were talking about one doctor who was up for firing because he would treat patients without washing his hands or wearing gloves. Later, a doctor came out from the back and to my shock, it was my old middle school crush, Andrew. He seemed uncharacteristically happy to see me and pulled me to him and started waltzing me around the waiting room. Jimmy was there too, and I felt particularly uncomfortable with all this going on right in front of him since I didn't want him getting the wrong idea. We talked to each other happily and laid on the floor and hugged and talked about everything. I remembered what the nurses had said about the doctors getting fired for not wearing gloves to treat patients, and I told Andrew that I didn't want him to get in trouble because I knew he had a child to take care of at home (which is true. A boy I think.) He didn't seem worried though. He later went on to tell me he had a girlfriend, but we should leave our partners and get together. I wasn't too sure about that and just tried to beat around the bush. Before parting ways, he told me he loved me and, uncomfortable with his affections but not wanting to be mean, I mumbled "yeah you too..." Jimmy and I later left the doctor and headed back home and went to bed. A young lady who I guess was a babysitter or nanny came into the room to tell us something, and hearing voices and seeing an open door, our son followed. The young woman put him back to bed, and Jimmy and I went on to play some video games online with some other people. I saw a character that I somehow guessed was Andrew. I was looking through a magazine where you could submit stories, I think in the game, and one of my coworkers showed up and told me a whole sob story about why she hadn't been able to win some silly contest in the magazine because you had to get some dvds or video games but hers had never come in because FedEx had lost them. Then my alarm woke me up.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Sick Dreams

I'm sick, so that may explain why this dream is so weird. First I was at a house with a bunch of other people, and we were all playing instruments. Not instruments like guitars or keyboards, but instruments like a marching band would play. There was one dark haired guy in a white t-shirt who was playing a flute I believe. I think I was playing a clarinet, and we kept dancing around the room and playfully bumping into each other, so I figured maybe he liked me. Later he disappeared and I was kind of sad. We stopped playing and I offeres for rhe remaining pelple to come watch anime with me and was happy to see that flute guy had came back. I was then walking with a guy who called himself Shaggy. He was a black guy with dreads. We were walking through some kind of graveyard or obstacle course (I can't remember, just know there were obstacles). We were talking about the origin of his name and he told me his real name was Shaggy. We went into a store of some kind and as we were standing at the counter, people in the store kept making weird comments like "it must be great when The Joker takes care of you" and "wait until Harley finds out." I was wearing a gray Harley Quinn t-shirt, and I faced the man beside me who was now a white guy with mild Joker make up. I giggled and said "too bad they don't know I am." "Harley?" he asked me, and I nodded and proceeded to rock back and forth on my feet like a child, grinning playfully. We later left to drive by the obstacle course thingy and called some friends of ours who had previously said they wanted to explore it and told them we were driving by if they were interested. They told us they had just walked through it and we were a bit annoyed that we had missed them.
I don't really know if this is in perfect chronological order as it was a long dream. I feel like the Harley part was the end, but whatever. That's my weird dream.

Friday, March 3, 2017

Dinner With The President

I dreamed that myself and a friend stayed at the white house for a night. We ate dinner with Trump, but I don't remember anything we talked about, as is often the case in dreams. There were other people there too, and I wasn't allowed to sit by him because we all had assigned seats. If I remember right, my friend and I slept in the same room we ate in, and the table turned into a bed. Trump didn't seem to like us there and seemed to be rushing us to leave. I think I also dreamed about having dinner with Obama at some point, and I vaguely remember thinking he (Obama) was a much nicer person.