Snakeboy Transformation?

Had another dream a few nights ago that I forgot to write down. I don't remember much now, but my husband and I were at some sort of convention with RVs and appliances and apparently our coworker was there. There was some commotion and he was revealed to have sparkly silver and teal scales and be some sort of alien thing and once all was resolved my husband wanted to have a threesome with him but when we were about to, he turned into some short chubby fellow with dark hair named Mario and then we never did. 

Dating the President and Living in the Attic

I had 2 dreams last night and neither were particularly bad. In one I was dating Ed Sheeran who had died his hair black and somehow become President of the USA. We were trying to stay as secret as possible while I showed him around whatever area we were in and and some random guy at the store offered an all expense paid date and Ed said yes but I told him that wasn't a good idea since they like to take a lot of pictures but he wasn't persuaded. I woke up before we went on the date though.

I had a dream before that, probably from so much exposure to VC Andrews, where I was one of 4 kids in the attic and basically filled in for Cathy.

Running Away From The School Bullies

I dreamed that I went to some sort of school and some kid there (maybe a little brother?) wouldn't sleep or snored or something and this woman offered to help me with magic to make him sleep. She gave me three stuffed animals for him and told me to name them and she would be by that evening to do the spell, so I did. When she got there, she made some kind of red tea and spent a long time talking to me and sipping tea and then she poured the tea on my stomach and said it's supposed to help with menstruation or something. When we finally got around to the spell, one of the stuffed animals was missing. I looked all over but couldn't find it and she got mad. I ran away from the school but she sent some of the boys who also didn't like me after me, and I spent the day walking around an area like a boardwalk and avoiding them. I went inside bathrooms and shops until they passed to avoid them, and then I went to my house, which was on the boardwalk with a giant fake pig in the yard. I guess we sold meat or owned a restaurant or something. I saw my husband, who in my dream I guess was my brother, and I told him I didn't want to go back to my school, and he asked if I wanted to go back to his school, and I remember thinking that was odd because we were supposed to be adults (and married) but I guess dreams can make people into whatever is needed for the dream. I think I went inside the house and soon woke up.

The Korean Mafia Kidnapped Me

My husband was singing a Korean song we love with some ladies and having a fun time but I don't speak Korean and was very upset that he was having so much fun with them and had never bothered to tell me he spoke Korean. I can't remember what he told me, but I think the jist was to go away, and the women kept teasing me about being jealous and I told my husband I was mostly upset that that he never told me he spoke Korean, and I asked if he was a sleeper agent or something, and one of the women laughed and told me I should have run when I had the chance, and then they kidnapped me and took me to some strip mall that was mostly abandoned except for a club. My phone was taken and I was forced to sit at a table outside and my friend Terrence was there. I asked if he could send a message to tell people where I was (from what I could see) and what was happening but he laughed and said no because apparently he was one of the bad guys. I waited a bit and then had to pee and asked if someone could take me, all the while planning ways to get a message out for someone to come and save me, like sensing a text from my smart watch to everyone but Terrence. Then my alarm went off and woke me up.