Thursday, May 5, 2022

The Korean Mafia Kidnapped Me

My husband was singing a Korean song we love with some ladies and having a fun time but I don't speak Korean and was very upset that he was having so much fun with them and had never bothered to tell me he spoke Korean. I can't remember what he told me, but I think the jist was to go away, and the women kept teasing me about being jealous and I told my husband I was mostly upset that that he never told me he spoke Korean, and I asked if he was a sleeper agent or something, and one of the women laughed and told me I should have run when I had the chance, and then they kidnapped me and took me to some strip mall that was mostly abandoned except for a club. My phone was taken and I was forced to sit at a table outside and my friend Terrence was there. I asked if he could send a message to tell people where I was (from what I could see) and what was happening but he laughed and said no because apparently he was one of the bad guys. I waited a bit and then had to pee and asked if someone could take me, all the while planning ways to get a message out for someone to come and save me, like sensing a text from my smart watch to everyone but Terrence. Then my alarm went off and woke me up.

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