Water Slide Machine

I had a dream that the store had a new version of a claw machine outside. It took a dollar and you picked a toy and it sent it down a slide using water jets. There were all sorts of toys that I wanted like a cute little grim reaper you put together, a stuffed wolf, a Funko Pop from an anime I love, and even a tiny self defense gun you put together, so I picked the grim reaper and my mom gave me some money. One was a six dollar bill with silver edges. I paid the money and pressed the button, but my toy didnt come out. As I looked around for where it may have gotten stuck, I found a bunch more toys that I liked and even a holiday card with money in it from a friend who didnt invite me to her party. I had gotten a card from her but not with a time for a party or a list of names like this card. I showed my mom, asked her "what are the chance?" And decided I should talk to this friend. As more and more toys didnt make it to the bottom I began to investigate. I looked inside the slide and saw that there were a bunch of toys stuck in there and contemplated going in to rescue them. But the slide was small and I would barely fit, and since I was already having a hard time breathing due to a stuffy nose, I was hesitant. But I decided I would probably eventually have to go in anyway.

Then I woke up.

Time Travel

We went back in time with our coworker to the time  after slavery was abolished and met a sweet african american woman who was running her own business. Jimmy and I explored the old town and I apparently had service on my phone but it was really slow. Jimmy and I got separated and I met a Japanese fellow in a bionic suit. We hit it off and talked about technology, and I contemplated staying in the past with him. But then he showed me how his bionic suit worked and it scared me into going home because there was a lot of poking snd blood. Before I woke up they were trying to keep him in the past but he came to the present.

Demon Bros

Had a dream last night that you could call and request a specific demon brother from Obey Me and they would actually show up and talk to you for a little while. Of course, I abused the hell out of this.

In another dream I was at some kinda family reunions and there was a shootout or bombing or some terribly memorable event. We ran and hid and tried to escape.

Random Spurts of Memories

I had a few dreams before I woke to the power outage, but I barely remember them. Here's what I do remember.

My friend from high school who gave us a ride yesterday after our car died and a closet.

The demon brothers from Obey Me!

My coworker acting all nervous and asking if I was into the occult.

That's all I recall.

Marvel Daydream

Dozed off in the car and had a daydream I was Peter Parker and I was on the edge of a cliff with Tony Stark. Thanos was creeping up from behind and we went over a bump that snapped me awake just as he stabbed me in the back.

More Marvel

Just finished Avengers Infinity War last night before bed, and I had a dream I went on a mission with Iron man. I remember being in a park and holding hands as part of a disguise (but I was kinda crushing anyway). There was also an office and a place with scaffolding.

Too Many Marvel Movies

I don't even know if this really counts as a dream, considering I was half awake through part of it, and it's all a little hazy, but I think I was Spiderman (Tom Holland version) and somehow I ended up floating in space and freezing to death, and then the Avengers showed up in the Guardians of the Galaxy ship to rescue me. I woke up to find I was not under any blankets and seriously freezing to death, so I covered back up and shivered myself back to sleep, where the dream continued to me being on the ship and wrapped in a sheet. The last thing I remember was me saying "I'm cold, Mr. Stark!" Chances are Tony probably wrapped me in a bear hug and warmed me up after that because 'Starker' lmao. 

Can you guess what movies I have been watching lately? Lmao.

Haunted and Hotel

I already posted this but this app is crap so here's a shortened retype.

We moved into our new home and the seller's wife told us it was haunted after closing. I told her that would have been nice to know and spent the rest of my dream going room to room and trying to kick out bad spirits and welcoming good ones to stay. 

In my second dream a movie was being filmed. A boy and man flew somewhere and dropped out of a plane. The boy vanished and the man went to a hotel. There was an attractive guy that i noticed in the arcade. The man went to the reception desk and flirted with the receptionist. They agreed to meet for drinks, but he didnt know she had a date with her boyfriend Doug as well and had chosen the new guy over Doug. Doug found them and squirted a ketchup packet in my mouth and face and I ran away. I found my purse with all my make up falling out in the woods, picked everything up, and ran. Passed the arcade which was now closed and no one was there. Went into a darkened hotel room and I don't remember anything else.

Magic Elevator

There was a magic elevator that could take you anywhere in the world. Five kids discovered it and went a bunch of places. In Germany, a flood was coming, so they ran back to the elevator, but the repair men were working on it. They got in and tried to press the buttons but it wouldn't move. They kept freaking out as the water seepes in through the doors, slowly rising, until they all drowned. But i don't think i saw that part. I think after that either I was a writer or a writer's wife and saying how terrible it was for them all to drown. Pretty sure Edgar Allan Poe was also involved in this dream somehow. Probably the author of the story.

Robot Maid in Casa de la Creepy

I went to visit some friends. Stayed over. There was a similar place to the one from a different dream I had a long time ago, I think about a fallen angel. But we were at an apartment where some friends lived. I wanted to take a shower but was told I would have to go to the adjoining apartment to do so. The adjoining apartment was really dark and spooky so I had a coworker of mine (call him J) come with me. For some reason I had the intention of hooking up with him though i don't like him like that at all. So he came to the other apartment with me and we tried to hook up before my shower but there was this creepy robot maid (think Consuela from Family Guy mixed with Rosie from The Jetsons) that kept showing up and interrupting us. She was scary and I thought she would hurt us so we didn't get to do anything. I don't think I took a shower either. I think we just went back to the other apartment because Creepy Robot Maid would not leave us alone.

Wish I Remembered More

I had a dream that I was with Emiya, and I remember sliding down a hill of bags of dog food while he shook his head at my silliness. We kissed once, and he showed me his memories of the last HGW where he lost and that was why we wanted to win. But I don't remember much else and I fell back to sleep before I could write it down. >.< I think there was a child and a ring somehow involved. 

In my last dream, a man was kicked out of our house, and my FIL's crazy girlfriend asked me if I had given him some oranges and if he was the one stealing milk. I said sure. I didn't know or care, but I remeber thinking maybe we just drank it. My FIL showed me a picture on an old calender of the woman, but it was actually her twin sister, and they had sworn to destroy us. The man made a video of how much happier he was at his house with someone named Opie who shot a chair, and the man said he was happy because no one was going to report that. I remember having a ghostly form called a 'wolf' and when the man we kicked out and the evil sisters died, they still came after me. I was in my wolf form in the woods. I remember telling my husband we needed to buy a boat at this point because I was hot and wanted to feel water and wind on my face, but he said no. We had set up a trap for them, but they got through said trap and came for me, and I ran. I remember thinking how much I hated that their ghosts could still come after me.

Then my husband woke me up.

Weird Dreams

Sometimes I have these weird dreams where I'm in this half-awake, half-asleep state. It often takes place when I've taken up a new job or hobby. They're never anything particularly spectacular. Usually just me doing that job or doing that hobby. When it's a video game I'm enjoying, I dream of being in that game, not just playing it. Well, as of late, I have been playing a lot of Fable. Last night, I had a wake-sleep dream where I was in Fable. Mostly I was just running around and following a golden path (from Fable 2 and 3 mostly). I also had a dream of me trying to hit on a cop who was gay. 

Dream or Memory?

I was in a room with two men, both in dark blue dress uniforms for some military. I think they were my brothers. It was an older time period. The one where they had those old bayenette rifles and swords more than, say, handguns. I was a female. So we were in this room, and I kept hearing and seeing strange things and telling my brothers. Once I saw a man's face in a darkened window, and I ran and told them. I began carrying around one of my brothers' swords with me because I was frightened. I heard noises from the other side of the door, and I heard a toilet flush (not even sure if that was a thing back then). I remember standing in an alcove, behind a curtain, looking out a window with one of my brother's on either side of me while I clutched the sword and stood with them, terrified. These events took place over the course of a night slowly turning into day, and I was terrified because I somehow knew I would be the last one standing and could not understand why this man was toying with us. I woke up before the man ever came in that room though.

Also had some dream about going to prison, but I don't really recall all tbe details of that, if any.

A Series of Random Dreams

Someone left an all black horse tied up to my fence and I cut the reins to free it. This dream felt somehow different from others and very real.

My husband and I went downstairs at the library into what we thought was the basement but it was actually a shop for kids with books and clothes. We bought Gabe sone outfits but the lion costume he wanted didn't fit.

My coworker and I were at an outdoor mall and took a walk around outside. Two guys in a boat tried to offer me a ring, but we kept walking and took the other way around to get back.

Emiya protected me at the mall in my area and I posted online about it. I could not find the group I wanted to post it to, but I posted to another. I wrote thank you Emiya for protecting me and someone commented 'I don't think it's about transforming himself, I think it's about the girl he was protecting.'

Xolo

The only dream I recall from last night was one in which I was looking into my father in law's bedroom that he shares with his girlfriend and a Xolo dog (Mexican guard dog that guides people through the underworld) was looking back at me. I did not feel any malice or fear. We just sort of stared at each other until I startled awake for some reason.

Vague Memories of Centipedes

I have vague memories of centipedes crawling around in my dream and me freaking out. But the rest of the dream was me looking through my jewelry box for a gold chain, but I couldn't find one that would work to put on the red diamond shaped pendant I had. I remember finding some hair clips, a lot of silver chains, and a few gold chains, but they already had things on them that could not be removed. So I moved on to my mother's jewelry box. It was different than the one she actually had (which I now have) but I found several rings, one of which I had never seen before. It had a pink and blue punch out center shaped like a butterfly, and she had never worn it before, so I punched out the center, and I remember thinking "my mom would have loved this. It's a shame she never got to wear it." When I punched it out though, and alarm went off, and the jewelry box became bigger. A door opened and my mother came out, but there were several different versions of her. I remember saying "hello mommy." And then I think my alarm woke me up.

I also remember another dream had a book with a name written in it. B LaFleur or  B LeVere something like that. I should have wrote it down when I first woke up because it may have been important. Ugh. The weird thing was that I read it. I can't usually read in my dreams. The words blur and jumble and mess up.

Work Trip

I went to an amusement park with my coworkers and husband, who is also my coworker. There were some other people there who were not coworkers as well. Apparently it was my birthday, and there was this rollercoaster that picked you up really high and then you went down a slide and on to the track. I rode that several times. I think my husband rode once with me, but my coworker couldn't bring herself to go up to the slide. We all hung out and ate food together while we were there too.

Buying A Light While Sick?

I was sick and had an IV that ran out. Someone told me to drink the remainder of my dog's IV because it was good for me. I went to KMart for some big fancy halogen light i needed. The cashier told me it will wrack up electric bills and makes a loud buzzing noise. It was also expensive, but I paid my 7.99 and bought it anyway. That's all I really remember. 

Write It Down

They say to write down whatever you can remember, no matter how little, so I remember my father in law telling me to take out two mice and release them outside the yard, so I did. One was white and one was gray. I also remember running into Cu Chulainn and stopping to talk for a bit, though I don't remember anything we said. I think he was leaning against a fence when he greeted me.

Playing Peter Pan and Spelling Bee

In one dream I had last night, I was pretending to be Peter Pan and running around my yard with my arms out like I was flying. I had two 'Keys to Neverland' and I kept one in my shoe and gave my husband the other. I kept dropping my key while playing though and having to go back and find it. My husband tried to use his key on a door but it wouldn't work. I don't really remember what else happened in that dream.

And in another one I was participating in a spelling bee against a rival or someone I was in competition with for whatever reason, but I remember the spelling bee was more of a test and it had pictures to color and problems to solve. I remember being in a room at some point before the bee. Like a small narrow hallway room where I talked to my friend and my rival. Also being nervous about it because I totally bombed a spelling bee in real life when I was in, like, 2nd grade. I don't really remember any other important details or who won.

Roommates

My husband and I were staying at this house with a bunch of roommates. There was me, him, a couple girls, another man, and a guy with brown curly hair and a camo jacket and his girlfriend, a FtM who went by FCC or something to that effect. I think curly hair was named Lucas or Levi or Luke. Something with an L. For this I'll call him Luke. Before Luke and FCC arrived, I claimed a double be in the middle room of the house, as my husband and a bunch of people (many girls) were on the living room furniture. I could have had the futon, but I wanted the bed. Then Luke and FCC showed up, and Luke claimed the other half of my bed, and FCC pushed up another bed. I instantly regretted not taking the futon, but some other guy was already taking that, so I was stuck. Luke took a liking to me, and when everyone else was out one day, we hooked up. No one else found out though. I remember playing games with the group, which is how I found out about FCC's name; it was written on a scorecard. Then later Luke and I were driving in his car, and I asked how often he actually had sex, and he said 17 times a night. I told him we would probably not work as a couple then because I only had sex about once a week with my husband, sometimes less. I also remember thinking I liked Luke because he reminded me of my husband when he was younger. That's all I rememeber.

Past Life Glimpse

Asked my higher self for a past life dream and dreamed about being in competition with a guy for some reason involving some kinda paperwork make up and a shopping mall. Idk.

Board Games and Gossip

It was towards the end of our shift, and my coworkers and I were playing board games. One of my coworkers that I'm pretty friendly with left to go home, but he walks, and it started raining hard, so he came back. But while he was gone, everyone started talking about him. They thought he was creepy, mean, rude. All of which he does seem like to people who don't really know him and sometimes actually can be. But he's not so bad, and my husband (though I guess we weren't together in the dream) and I were the only ones trying to defend him. When he came back, everyone stopped gossiping and went back to their game. I found some board game money in a vending machine and took it out. Curious, I put it back in, but it just got stuck. Then I noticed a large can of jam or something on a table by the vending machine with some date on it. 1889 or something and something and proceeds went to war widows or someone. Don't remember what happened with that can, but I think I opened it or something. And then I saw an orange cat in a pram rolling towards a wall, and somehow I knew it was going into the afterlife, and I followed it. The cat went through the wall, and I tried to chase it, but it was a solid wall, and I started beating on it and saying I wanted to go too. After that i turned around and went back into the room and our coworker was there, and I hugged him and told him I loved him, and then my alarm went off and woke me up.

Creepy Weird Johnny Depp Dream

I don't remember most of this dream, but there was a bunch of famous people in one place for some reason. Johnny Depp was among them, and my husband and I were super excited to meet him. When he finally came in, we got his autograph and talked to him for a bit, and I hugged him and told him I was sorry about the whole Amber Heard thing and that he didn't deserve that. He then proceeded to kiss me and stick his tongue down my throat until I threw up and the whole rest of the dream he was basically stalking me, and I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. I woke up pretty annoyed because if I'm going to have a dream about Johnny Depp, why did it have to be a creepy weird one? >.<

Stupid Dream

Had a dream my coworker was giving me hugs and comforting me after the trauma I recently went through. Which is stupid because he is not that kind of person at all. He saw my injury and barely gave it a second look. Wish he would stay the hell out of my dreams. 

Experiment

I remember dreaming about being part of some experiment that involves being zapped with radiation and feeling weird the rest of the day

Outpatient Surgery

My mom took me to the hospital for a stomach ache, but I kept telling her it wasn't that bad. Still, she took me to outpstient surgery, saying it would be quick and easy, in and out, and more affordable. I kept telling her I was hoping I didn't need surgery. In the waiting room there were a lot of toys and stuffed animals, several of which I gathered to keep me company during my stay. They eventually called me back, and I was taken into a room to stay. The guy I was dating came to see me. He was Lucas from my book The Theta Club, but with more freckles. We sat and talked for a bit, and then he sang me a beautiful song that I wish I could remember. When he was done, I said him "that was beautiful, Lucas. did you write that?" And he told me that he hadn't and had actually found it online somewhere. I told him it sounded like something from a movie I couldn't remember, and he agreed it was possible. After that he gave me some sticky notes, one stack of blue and one stack of white. I asked him "sticky notes?" And he said "just don't let anybody see them." And it flashed to a scene of my friends also writing me sticky notes and then back. Eventually, he had to leave, and I was left in the hospital room alone. I found my charger and plugged in my phone, then I sat on the bed and began to read the sticky notes. The top one had a question mark, but all of them after that had random little facts and tidbits of information that he had written for me, and I remember thinking how sweet he was. At the end was a rolled up bag of Arby's mints and a sticky note that said "apparently I go to Arby's a lot." I smiled and set the mints aside as the Imperial March played and my new roommate came in. She was an Asian girl. I was singing the song Be True To Your School from Stargirl, and she told me "what are you singing? No, that's not gonna work," and then played her own music while I started looking at the next batch of sticky notes and she sat down and called her boyfriend to talk about their pet bass, which apparently looked just like the one on our shower curtain.

Hero School With Emiya

I dreamed that Emiya (not Shirou) and I were attending super hero school/college together (think MHA) and he was helping me get caught up because I was new. If I remember more, I'll add, but for now I just remember him being super helpful and having some inner monologue about 'she's going to make it not because she wants to but because she cares so much for her classmates.' Typical anime stuff. Cynical guy admiring the new girl silently. I beat him at a couple races, one with a mat-type thing (like those red/blue ones in kindergarten but not exactly) that went around some slide thing and a sort of relay race.

Also I drank chamomile before bed. All in all, not disappointed. Just wish I remembered more about this awesome dream. Maybe I'll try to MILD or SSILD myself back into it, lol.

Suicide Forest

I watched the movie The Forest the other day, and that night I dreamed that I was lost in the suicide forest in Japan. I tried to use a red plastic jump rope to find my way back, but I don't know if I ever did. I also remember a strange man who was stalking me, and I called the police on him. I don't remember all the details, but I think they arrested him.

The Flood and the Hook Hand

I had a dream that my job flooded and we all had to evacuate. Outside, I saw that my coworker, who I recently learned is left handed, had what I can describe the easiest as a hook hand on his right, which made him have to be left handed. The hand actually looked like a deformed pincer of some sort rather than a hook hand, but I don't know how to best describe it. It was like something from a horror movie. 

I've Been Slacking

I've been slacking on writing down my dreams and need to get back to it. I've had several since my last post, many of which I have forgotten, but here's a quick list of bits of what I do remember.

- My coworker and friend came to our house, and two of our birds didn't like him. He loves to crochet, so he made each bird a personal bird scarf, based on the colors of their feathers. Then they were happy.

-Coparenting with the devil. Apparently we had three kids, and he was helping me take care of them. We lived in my old apartment where I lived with my mom. When I woke up from this one, I wa a bit shaken, even though it was a bit comical, and I freaked out when I looked up and and saw my Day of the Dead skull hanging out on top of my stuffed animals. My real husband had moved it earlier in the day.

-Too much Bates Motel. I dreamed I was Norma Bates, and I was trying to kill Norman. Then I was Norman, and I was running through an area that looks similar to where Romero got shot in Season 5. I was tereified and trying to get away. I think I may have ran into Romero.

-I just woke from a dream I barely remember. It me, my husband, son, father in law and father in law's girlfriend in it. For some reason Gabe thought his name was Jericho. I remember staying in  a hotel, and we left a bunch of things when we left, but they brought them home. Gabe was being a pain and no one seemed to be able tomake decisions, so after my alarm went off jn real life, I said something like "9:00? Alright its time to get changed!" And began dragging Gabe away before waking up completely.

The Cult of Vegans

We were in the woods, and I looked into a drain and made a joke about pokemon living in there. Then my son's babysitter, her husband, and their oldest daughter found us, and we went to their house. She and her husband were trying to get rid of an old dollhouse and the things that went with it. I asked how much and said I'd buy it but, for whatever reason, I didn't buy it.

On the way home, I saw a place called The Indian Church. I read it wrong on first glance, thinking it was Indian Search, and asked my husband of we could go because I was curious about my Native American ancestors. When I realized I read it wrong, I said never mind, but we went anyway.

Inside was set up like a church dinner with those white plastic tables, but everything was vegan. The steaks were fake, and the pepperoni on the giant pizza slices were fake. My husband was mad because he doesn't like vegan food, but we stayed to eat for whatever reason.

He went to the bathroom, and I looked around and noticed most people were only eating one entree, so I got my pizza and asked a guy I sat with if people ever ate more or went back for seconds, and he told me he wouldn't, so I didn't.

After awhile, I noticed my husband had been missing awhile, so I texted him. A few minutes later, two girls came from the direction of the bathrooms towards me, making some snide remark about my husband and how there was something wrong with his ear. Ignoring them, I went straight into the male bathroom to find him lying on the floor, pants half down, face bleeding. I helped him up and got him dressed, and we left the room to find the food area was empty. We were about to leave when I realized I lost my bag. I looked everywhere for it but couldn't find it.

Finally, we went into another area that looked like a church sanctuary, which was where all the dinner guests had migrated to, and found my bag on the floor under a pew. I had to pull it out by the strap and found that all my keychains had been removed and stuck around various pockets on my bag, so I clipped the easy ones back on and just left the rest. We left after that.

When my dog went missing, I found out they were responsible due to a website, and got her back. Later, my husband and I decided to return to the cult to rescue our friend, who was apparently named Daniel, even though the only Daniel I think looks like the man in question is someone I haven't talked to in years.

When we returned, the yard outside was filled with frolicking pokemon. Yes, pokemon. We got mad because the cult was fake. They were trying to make it look happy when it was actually a horrible place.

We went inside, and I took my dog, who sat right on a woman's shoe. I told her my dog liked her shoe and thought that if this cult was really made of animal-loving vegans, they wouldn't mind. She minded. She didn't get yell or anything, but she made a face and moved her shoe.

I also recall sitting in a chair and looking at the section of toys for the kids and seeing the dollhouse my son's babysitter's husband was selling.