Tachycardia

I dreamed that I was in the hospital, about to go in for heart surgery. A few people were surrounding me, family and friends I guess, and a doctor was really insisting that I sign some blue piece of paper, and I was refusing. He had given me some kind of sedative or anesthesia to put me to sleep, and he couldn't perform the surgery if I didn't sign the paper, which I had to do before the meds kicked in, but I was very distrusting towards this doctor, and absolutely would not sign it, despite the protests from the doctor and my friends and family, even though I could feel my heart beating weird and fast. The worst part, I think, is that I woke up laying on my back with my head turned to the left, and my heart really was beating much too fast. I was scared to move for fear that I would send my heart into overdrive, and I even contemplated waking Jimmy and asking him to take me to the hospital. I eventually did adjust my position just a bit, and I listened and felt my heart beating uncomfortably fast but slowing down until I dozed back off. When I woke up again, I was fine.

My Second Imaginary Trip to India

I dreamed that I was in India with a bunch of different guys from work on some sort of trip, and for some reason I felt that I had been there before. I was supposed to marry some Indian guy (possibly one of my old friends who is from India.) I kept messing up, but the Indian women were really nice anyway. At one point, I drank a bunch of Absinthe (I know, wrong country), and when I found everyone staring at me, I freaked out and said "Oh shit, did I drink too much?" And my clothes kept somehow ending up coming off. Not like I was taking them off to be a slut, but I'd just look down and they'd be gone. I was wearing a red dress with gold trim and a sort of thin shirt thing over it that wore the same pattern. Jimmy was there too, but he was super bored and wanted to go out and see the town and try to find WiFi to play his phone games, but I was trying to be polite to the women. There was a Burger King right out the window of the house, and so I thought about letting him go there, even though we argued that he didn't speak any Indian aside from faking an Indian accent like Apu from The Simpsons. Later, the time came to go to bed. I took the couch, and someone else (a guy) that I know I knew took the other end, but I can't remember who it was for the life of me. It may have been Darren, but like I said, I don't remember. All I know is that the person was nice. Later, another guy from work who seems kind of scary but really isn't (maybe a little crazy though), came in. He was angry that there were no beds left and threw his pillows on the other guy's pillows, squishing my Jolteon plushie. I think he may have asked me if the spot was taken, and I nervously replied that it was. Still angry, he took the pillows and stomped away, and I rescued Jolteon. As we were all hunkering down to bed, a guy that I haven't seen since high school walked in, looking like he had just fought his way through an Indiana Jones movie. Everyone asked him what had taken him so long in surprise. I don't remember what he said, but I woke up somewhere around there from our alarm.
I don't know if it's related, but I also remember something about going to a Michael Jackson concert, and I got to be on stage with him. He told me to go sit in a tunnel on an indoor playground across from the stage, and I did, expecting him to come back for me, but he never did. That may have been a different dream though.

Hi Satan

I don't really remember the first part of this dream, just what happened right before I woke up. I entered a small room with another door on the other side of the room that was ajar. Somehow I knew Satan was in the room, so I was scanning around for him. I turned a corner and saw the fat gay Satan from South Park. Instead of being scared or running away or screaming, I simply said "Oh, hi Satan."

The Smart School

I dreamed that I was a student at some kind of prestigious school for geniuses (I don't know how), and every morning before class, I had to go into this small room with a large machine that took up about half of it. I had to sit in front of the machine, lean forward so that most of my torso was in it, and answer questions while the machine slowly closed in to squish me. Each day it got harder and more terrifying than the last. The last question I recall being asked was my favorite kind of pasta. The walls were closing in on me, and I was scared for my life, so I just quickly answered "Rigatoni" and the machine stopped and let me live another day.
I have no idea what this machine was or why I had to risk losing my life to it every morning before school, but it was pretty scary.

Face Yourself

This is not my own dream, but that of my fiance, Jimmy. I don't know the exact details, so it'll be short. He said that he dreamed that a meteor hit the earth, and scientists found alien parts inside the meteor. Later, people started killing each other, and Jimmy and a black man (ironically also named Jimmy) discovered that the aliens were alive and kidnapping people. They would then clone these people, using a machine referred to as "Face Yourself" and separate their evil from their good, releasing the evil clones back into the world and keeping the good ones locked up somewhere. He said the aliens were initially just trying to kill him and other Jimmy, but they couldn't, so they wanted to clone them and have their evil clones kill them because they were the only people who tried to fight back.

Side Trip

I dreamed that Jimmy and I were going on a road trip with his parents, and we were upset that we couldn't make detours we wanted to check out. We promised to always be willing to make at least one detour per person on our future road trips, like if Gabe wanted to go to an amusement park on the way, we'd go, if I wanted to check out a ghost town, we'd go, if Jimmy wanted to see a concert that was on the way... you get the point. As the dream came to a close, we were at a hotel or rest stop or something and waiting on someone (Jimmy probably), and I was playing with a dollhouse while I waited. Wherever we were looked kind of like my old apartment but different. Before I woke up, I had been told that we were about to leave, so I was cleaning up my dollhouse and trying to decide what necklace to wear. I remember cigarettes played a part in this dream somewhere, but I don't remember what.

Toppling Tower

Jimmy and I were at a multi level shopping mall, complete with courtyard area. I had to go in one of the buildings for some reason. It was set up like a tower. I had to go to the fourth floor to get whatever I needed, but when I arrived inside the tower, everyone was running into the elevators in a panic. I wasn't sure what was going on, but I was waiting for a free elevator when the tower started to lean, and I realized it was going to fall. I hunkered down into a corner for protection, and the tower eventually toppled. Once it hit the ground, I got up from my hiding spot unscathed and walked out the door, despite the people lying on the floor and blocking my path. Once I got out, I found Jimmy pushing Gabe in his stroller and talking to some random guy.

Vampires Rule The World

I was part of a family that was visiting what appeared to be an old ghost town. There was a mom and dad, an older brother, and I think a little sister. I was the younger brother, even though I am a female in real life. Apparently children had been disappearing and stuff around the area, and no one knew why. My family and I were visiting this ghost town, and I was taking pictures while we contemplated why the grass was all dead, but plants and flowers and trees were all still alive. I remember a bounce house full of stuffed animals, one of which was a goat, a playground, and an outdoor restaurant with one blond haired waiter. Lately, children had been vanishing and reappearing as different versions of themselves, and I was concerned that I couldn't trust anyone, not even my own family. I think we found a little girl in this town, but I don't know what we did with her. I think we may have taken her with us, making her the little girl I remember in the farthest back seat of our van. As we were driving away from the ghost town, my brother started acting weird and talking about suicide, and he got out of the van and ran off. After that, my family started being weird, so I got out and ran off too, worried they would harm me. I hid in the back store room of a gas station, hoping my brother wouldn't find me, but he did. We got into a big messy fight, and when I came to, I was so happy to finally be ugly like everyone else. I tried to drink some kind of red stuff, but I think it was just some kind of medicine. He asked me about it and fed me blood, and told me what was going on. The world was slowly turning into all vampires. I looked in a mirror and saw my teeth were longer and sharper and tinged red with dried blood. After that, we rejoined our family and proceeded to hunt people. The last person I remember was an unsuspecting woman who looked a lot like my old boss. I rode wooden railing through a hospital in a wheelchair and led her to a large room that resembled the back room at a retail store or a warehouse, under the guise that I could help her. She had no idea what was going on. While I was getting her some drugs to help the transformation, I killed two spiders and found myself contemplating if that was foreshadowing as their babies swarmed my feet. Were the vampires going to be staked, just like those spiders had been on the tip of a mechanical pencil? Since I was wearing no shoes, my brother took over and got the drugs, and we sat the woman down. Just as we were about to give them to her, I woke up.