Sunday, November 27, 2016

Lady Boxer and the Mosque

Jimmy and I were walking around work and playing pokemon go as they had added the next generation pokemon in my dream. The pokemon were holograms now, and we saw a giant purple spider and someone had tied a Jigglypuff up by itself arms and legs. We caught a lot and had to go back, and when we went back there was a lady boxer who looked to benof Middle Eastern descent. She was looking for someone to fight, but everyone was scared to fight her so we tried to send our pokemon to do it for us, but they were holograms and she was mad because there was no challenge. Jimmy sent me a message at 130 and I thought it was 2 so I started heading to break only to find I was 30 minutes early. By the time my actual break came around, I ended up completely missing it. I went home the long way, and I think my mom was driving me. There was all sorts of cool and strange scenery on the way, and I even pointed out a really fancy mosque to my mother. I don't remember if we went home or to the mosque, but I remember finding a sort of cult room with a laptop and all kinds of cult media and posters and a video of some people making hissing sounds. There was graffiti that said KKK I think, but it wasn't for the Ku Klux Klan. Later the same lady boxer from work showed up and told me all about her group of people in the cult and what the KKK stood for. We spoke for awhile before she left, and I remember being asked when I was going to my mom's for thanksgiving. I sent my mom a text that said I could come over tomorrow for thanksgiving after the boxer left. The video playing on the laptop ended, and I did everything in my power to avoid ending up on screen until the next one began.

Thursday, November 24, 2016

The Woman At the Gym

The other day, I dreamed that I was at the gym that we recently got a membership to in real life. I was going through workouts and such with Jimmy and some of our friends, and I kept seeing this woman. She had really big and curly hair and was wearing what looked like a bee costume, complete with antennae. The crazy part was that she seemed to glow, like there was a spotlight that was fixated directly on her. Everywhere I went in the gym, she kept showing up. It was like she was following me.

Friday, November 18, 2016

How I Knew I Was Asleep

This is just a short dream analysis of the dream I had in the last 30 minutes or so of my night. It started out at a daycare, which should have told me it was a dream to begin with, but I didn't notice. One of my old coworkers was there, standing in a corner. I found several masks, one from Naruto, one that looked like Jack Spicer's goggles from Xiaolin Showdown, and one that I forgot. I picked the Jack goggles, and took them to the mirror to put them on, and they turned into the Naruto ones, even though I was sure that I picked the Jack ones. That was when I started suspecting I was dreaming. I woke up to find Jimmy sleeping between the bed and night stand, where no one could lay in reality. There just isn't enough space. I asked him what he was doing there, but I don't remember his response. We got up and left the room. When I went into the hallway, there were four switches instead of one, two of which turned on a fan. While this didn't seem odd to me, I figured out I was still dreaming when I tried to turn on the light switches, and nothing happened. This used to be a common occurrence in my dreams when I was younger, except that I always got a really scared feeling when I would walk into my room and the light wouldn't turn on. I wasn't scared in this dream. I told myself that if it really was a dream, something would be off when we went out to the living room, so we started towards said living room. As we approached, we could see that the light was on and hear our son giggling from the living room. Jimmy went ahead, and I followed. As I peered in the living room from the kitchen, I could see one of our dogs. She is a dog, but in this dream, she was a cute little fluffy eared puppy. To make things weirder, she was laying on the floor and sliding around on it like a hockey puck. That pretty much assured me that I was dreaming. One more thing that I didn't notice was odd in the dream but do now is that, from the kitchen, I could see the blue ottoman with a green blanket over it as one of our dogs have claimed it as his throne. In reality, you can't see it from the kitchen unless you are looking over the baby gate. In my dream, it was just across the room from the baby gate, and our dog that was a puppy was laying in front of it.
So that is how I knew I was dreaming. If anyone else wants to know when they are dreaming, all I have to say is to look for the signs. Anything out of the ordinary can give it away. Broken lights, floating dogs, things magically transforming, purple cats, talking statues, whatever.

Friday, November 11, 2016

The Electromagnetic Field That Froze the World

A company was creating some sort of weird device that they were being very secretive about. They built it onto already standing power stations and cell phone towers. It looked like a giant metal sheet, but no one knew what it was, though I remember one person saying it was something electromagnetic. When the company finally activated it, it froze time and left the world in complete blackness. I remember I was sitting somewhere up high, at a table, next to Jimmy. I noticed it was getting darker in the middle of the day, so I turned around to look and saw that the weird device was slowly turning the sky black. Once everything went black, I grabbed Jimmy's hand in fear. We soon left the area to go find my mother, who was living in a weird place with a bunch of bunk beds. She was frozen in time, so we carried her out. When we got back, everyone who was still unfozen was lined up by bunk beds like military personnel. Someone was trying to make us stay for some reason. We all left the bunk bed place and left a note saying we had decided to go stay at a nearby villiage. It was really just a couple of western style buildings, but we got by. We lived by candle light as Amish people. Somehow the daylight had come back and we were moving about, but the electricity was still gone. I remember saying I wondered if we would still age even though everything around us was frozen in time. I was told we would because we were not frozen. As I was attempting (and failing) to light some flower shaped candles, Jimmy's dad showed up, and the lights came back on, and all the frozen people unfroze, so we all went back to our normal lives. I headed back home, thinking that we would have enough gasoline for me to ride my go kart.
I also recall something about bees and a go kart earlier, but don't quite recall all the details.

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Accidental Stabbing

I remember a girl who was supposed to be my step daughter or something that I yelled at and scolded for doing something bad. I actually have no step daughter (that I know of anyway), but she hated me for disciplining her. Anyway, Gabe somehow got ahold of some silverware and stuff from the kitchen, and I found it strewn about the living room. I cleaned up most of it and told him not to mess with it, asked what I was going to do with him and so on. Jimmy made some remark, something about there was still more maybe, so I picked that up and jokingly tossed a butter knife in his direction. Apparently this knife was really sharp because it lodged itself into his arm and went through, drawing blood. Horrified, I ran to him and removed the knife, freaking out. I started crying and apologizing and begging him to see a doctor, but he simply said he was sorry and shouldn't have been teasing me. I just kept crying and begging as he bled out, and part of the wound bubbled as if someone had poured peroxide on it. He seemed to get sleeper and sleeper as his blood drained out, and I continued to sob, telling him we were going to the ER. I woke up from this dream sobbing, and real life Jimmy had to calm me down before I could even think of going back to sleep.

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Presents From Dad and Alvin Simon and Theodore

I don't remember a lot except that a package arrived at the door of my old apartment where I lived with my mom. It was from my father, who has been dead since 2010. I don't recall all the contents of the box, but there was a piece of paper about questioning my sexuality, a foam model helicopter, and an rc helicopter. I liked the rc helicopter the most and played with it for quite awhile. I also remember while playing with it and looking through the other contents, I was on the walkway in front of my apartment door, and my mom was feeding some cats. There was a light gray tabby that we called Simon, a dark gray tabby, and an orange tabby that was scared of us, but would still eat Simon's food. I told my mom we should call the orange one Alvin and the dark gray one Theodore, like the Chipmunks. I seem to also recall being at a store, maybe the Food Lion near my old apartment, and getting in a car with a man. There was something else in the car, like a stuffed animal or something. I also very vaguely remember another girl who I don't think was very nice. But that's all I remember.