A Strange Vacation

I dreamed that I went on vacation with what I guess was my family. We rode in one of those tiny cars that kids can get that run on battery power and go like 12 miles an hour. The ones that resemble real cars. The father was driving. Somehow we made it to the airport to catch a plane, and I found a room where they sold apples, and they had a challenge that you could break an apple with your bare hands and be in a commercial or something. Once we got to wherever we were going, I remember Jimmy being there as well as one other coworker. We talked briefly and went to bed, the three of us sharing what appeared to be a den. There was a couch, a TV, and a cot, which is where my other coworker slept. Jimmy and I had the couch. I remember talking to Jimmy about a girl named Kelly who he had borrowed make up from. I said something like "fine, if you love Kelly so much then you can marry her!" While Jimmy and our other coworker were sleeping, I changed into a sexy little outfit that appeared to be a bra that barely covered my boobs, connected by fishnet to a pair of panties that didn't cover my crotch short of two little pieces of elastic on either side, and fishnet that continued down my legs like very sexy shorts. I had every intention of sleeping with my man. I remember I had several button up plaid shirts, purple and white and probably red too, that I left sitting somewhere nearby, either on the back of the couch or a table. At some point a bunch of people ended up in the room, and it was dark. My coworker continued to sleep away while everyone else basically had a wild party in the dark. There was a girl there (maybe Kelly) who hung around the couch, flirting with Jimmy, and I didn't like her. I threatened her like a madwoman and threw her make up at her, telling her to stay the hell away from my man. At one point I even threatened to kill her (but I knew I really wouldn't). I came at her with brown eyeliner in my hand as if to stab her, but I just dug into her throat and drew a big brown line while I told her that it wasn't going to be eyeliner next time. At some point the father and I left to go back home, and I recall being in the apple room again. There was no one else there, so I took the camera and recorded my own commercial. Coming out, I saw some candy on a table, and decided I wanted one, so I got in line to buy some Twizzlers. I was in line behind a girl who someone was teaching how to put make up on, and the teacher made me help by getting my own make up done. At the end, we were required to press our cheeks together to get rid of excess powder, and we went about our day. On the way home in our puny little car, I realized I had left my plaid shirts at the house with the den, and demanded we go get them. We passed an old abandoned Holiday Inn, I believe it was, with the patio caved in and the rest of the place abandoned. There was a no trespassing sign in the road, so instead of turning around there, the father turned in to someone's driveway. The house looked like it belonged to a hillbilly, and there were strange animals everywhere like pink kittens and squirrels that looked like rottweilers, which led me to think that whoever lived here was messing with DNA. We got out of the car for some reason, and a dog of some kind with pointy ears and light brown short fur started barking and growling as well as foaming at the mouth like it had rabies. I tried to calm it down while staying my distance by saying "good boy" and using the typical baby talk people use with dogs for whatever reason, but it wasn't working. Luckily we were far enough away that it couldn't get to us. I got in the driver's seat and we headed back to the airport. Once there, I found that the apple room was doing auditions of some sort for a commercial. One of the characters on their sign was either Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks or Bart Simpson, one of those trouble makers. I think I auditioned but I don't remember how it went. I don't remember going back to the house or anything, but I do recall going back by the animal house to see that all the animals had gone in and not one was in the yard anywhere.